I want this carved on my gravestone when I die.
Caliborn isn’t a very scary name. Neither is Lord English, honestly. I don’t think those are the names we’re meant to be nervous about, though.
This, on the other hand….
Let’s talk about computer programming for a second. Don’t panic if you don’t know anything about the subject, though,…
Oh my god
How did I not notice this?!
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
Oh my sides
A few months ago, physicist Harold White stunned the aeronautics world when he announced that he and his team at NASA had begun work on the development of a faster-than-light warp drive. His proposed design, an ingenious re-imagining of an Alcubierre Drive, may eventually result in an engine that can transport a spacecraft to the nearest star in a matter of weeks — and all without violating Einstein’s law of relativity.
HOLY SHIT WARP DRIVE IS PLAUSIBLE AGAIN
The proof is right here in front of us! We will be able to explore Hoenn again in October!
The bald spot and pelican make no sense…
my favorite part is the trumpet
E̛̗̼̣͚̠̗͔̗̼͍ͥͫ̈́̈́͋͊̈́ͬͪ̔͗͞͡R̶̶̭̲̯̼̝͙̳ͩͤ̍͑ͩ͛̏̏̒̏ͬ̃̾̀̚͘ͅR̴̴̫̮̩͇̟̼͍͍̪̘̳̩̲̤̺̫͖̪ͧ̓ͮ̆͊ͨ̒͌͗͘͝O̴̵̡̥͉̹̣̫̮͇̣͕̻̙͚͍̯̠̎̃͊̈̀ͨ͋͌̋̋͘R̎ͧ͛ͪ͋͒̀͝҉̧͏̤̠͎̝̺̰͖:̢̯̟̰̣͍̩̙̈͐͌̎͋ͭͥͯ̊ͦͧͧ͊ͨͬ̎̀͊̓͢͞͝ ̴̛̈̔́̓̌͂̆͘҉͓͉̲̪̱͎͚̼͍̺̱̳͇̀ͅF̵̛͊̌̌̆̅̂͛̅ͤ̇͌̏͋̀͏̳͍̹͎̺͈ͅI̅ͩ̋̊͐̽̃̀̆̅ͪ͆͑̂̓̉̉͟͡͏̠̣͚̤͔͚̺̤̱̟̪̳͍̥L̺̯̙̠̻̓̿̈́͆́E̴̶͙̝̪͔̜͈̩̭̮̤̱͖͙ͣͯͮͣ̓̆̀̔̈́̐ͪ̓͆͜ͅ ̸ͯ͂̆̕͜҉̜̘̱̼̱̣̲̩N̅ͩͯ̈̍ͮ̉͏̙̘͉̝̠́Ǫ̴̲̩̰͙̉̉ͩ̎ͪ̾̓̋̓ͦ̏͋ͩͤͯͣ̈̕͟ͅT̶͎̭͚̠̟͙̙͙͛ͤ̀͂ͥͥͤͤͥ̀̊͑̑̑ͩ̒̏̋̏͢ ̟̪̰̣͌̆ͤͫ̋̈͑̉̔ͩ͐͂͞͠F̴̜̖̲̦͖͇̲̗̞̣͋̒ͤ͋͆̑̌̿͐̃̈́͆͡O̧̧̤͍̼̙̹ͣ̀ͣͫ̓ͯ̾͐̾̅̀̇̓͜͡U̩̩̗͔̞̝̪̲̞̱͓͑̾̈́ͧ͂̑ͪ̄̏ͧͨ́̃ͥ̕͡N̛͇̙̞̩̬̘͉̬͖̻̺͇ͧ͐̋ͬ̑ͣͮͩͪ̎̅̄̔̿̾̚͢͠D̛͈͎̹̥̳͔̱ͬ̄ͦ͑̍̐̂̑̄̈́ͨ̽̾ͤ̂̈̀̋ͫ̀͢͡!̿̄ͥ͐̈̆͐҉̮͚͇͚̦̝̝̫̪̝͜ ۞̴̛̣̯̖̭̫̳̬̮͔̙̫̼͖̙̻̤̘̬̉ͬ͛͌͒̒ͪ͐̔̔͠ ~